Where does it all go?

I saw an infomercial for the 'Kymaro New Body Shaper' the other day while I was in the garage milling around. If you haven't seen the Kymaro in action, the idea is simple. The suit is made out of what the company calls microfibers, but which I suspect is a variation of Lycra, and you put it on the same as you would any other undergarment. Once you squeeze into this thing it flattens stomachs and makes back fat disappear. At least that is how they advertise it.

In reality, all that happens is everything gets squeezed above or below the body suit so the impression of a more hourglass figure is given.

In the infomercial there were some rather beefy gals doing the before and after shots with the Kymaro and the results weren't too impressive as far as I was concerned. The professional model was able to pull it off quite well, but she already looked like a size 2 with 36 DD tits. It's hard to not look slim when you already are.

One woman wore the Kymaro and talked about how happy she was and how she lost all her back fat and her muffin top as she put it, describing the layer of fat some women get above their groin. The funny thing about a muffin top is that it looks like one in tight pants but depending on how well you stay up on your genitalia slang, you find that the term muffin top fits rather well.

Anyway, this poor girl went on to say that she lost 5 and 1/2 inches from her waistline and how many dress sizes she lost and blah, blah, blah. All I could think of was, 'No you didn't lose shit, you just added five and a half inches to your hips, ass, and the roll that is now right below your tits.'

I honestly don't have issues with big people and these girls were all pretty big, but when will people realize that you can't spend years putting weight on and then strap on a modern day corset and suddenly become thin. The Kymaro infomercial proved that you can't even look thin.

I know that some guys are into big girls and to each his own but how would you feel if you thought this chick was really hot in your big girl fantasy sort of way, only to find out that she was even bigger than you thought. Actually, I guess if you're into bigguns you might actually be turned on by more of the girl suddenly appearing when she peels out of the Kymaro. In fact, it could be like Christmas morning to anyone who is into fat chicks I suppose.

In closing I will say that the Kymaro is no different than a product that promises to make your dick bigger in seconds with no creams, drugs, rubs, etc. You order your bigger dick kit (I just like the way that sounds as it rolls off the tongue) and when it comes in the mail, you find that you have bought yourself nothing more than a strap on rubber cock extender. The difference is that the Kymaro comes off before fucking and the rubber extender goes on before fucking, but I am guessing the reaction from the opposite sex (or perhaps same) is about the same.