You coming or what?

Recently, SNL did a skit about PGAD or Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, which is a problem that affects women. The disorder is pretty much exactly as it sounds and the women who suffer from it are constantly aroused physically and most have several hundred unintended orgasms daily. The skit is hilarious and the last few seconds made me laugh even seeing it the second time. Here is the link to the bit:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/update-tamara-parks/1167712/

While I am sure that having PGAD would be a miserable son of a bitch on a permanent basis, wouldn't it be fun if you could have it every now and then? I think it would be a blast! I haven't seen any evidence to support that any men suffer from this disorder nor have I been able to find a way to induce it onto oneself. Damn!

I know it would make family get togethers and going out with couples a unique experience to say the least.

"Hey we're having dinner at my house this weekend, you coming?"

"As a matter of fact I am. Right now."

"But, it's not until this weekend Rita."

"Oh, I'll be coming then too. And coming and coming and coming."

"Oh, I get it. You're so silly Rita."

I want to meet someone that has this problem just so I can try and not piss my pants laughing while they are creaming their jeans in the worst places. I want to see someone like this trying to place an order at McDonald's while getting off. That would make my day if I was taking the order. (Speaking of McDonald's, it just occurred to me that I can't remember the last time a male was running the drive-thru taking orders. I wonder why that is?)

If I had PGAD I think the first place I would visit would be the local porn shop. I wonder how long it would take to get arrested just looking at movie covers and rubber dicks. Ha ha! I think a woman could get away with a lot more outrageous behavior in an environment like that than a man ever could.

I doubt that anyone with PGAD will ever see this post but if you do, I am not making fun of you and I am not truly envious of what I am sure is a debilitating disorder. I can only imagine how hard to would be to get through each and every day. However, if you were independently wealthy and didn't have to worry about cash flow, it would be the closest thing a person could come to being a dog and sitting around all day licking themselves. Sorry to any PGAD readers again if you got aroused thinking about licking yourself. I know it aroused me.